09.14 Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmararra
Sunday
1am
17 hours before the wedding
We are getting much closer to the wedding. Just a few more episodes left!
Marshall tells Barney that in order to prepare for this next slap, he (Marshall) went to Shang Hai for a year to find slap masters and to master the technique that would make the slap over the top. He tells a story that some have conceived as racist (in articles I've seen on the internet.)
Something about a slap of a thousand exploding suns
"I have much gold"
Three masters of slapistry: Speed (Red Bird aka Robin), strength (White Flower aka Lily), and accuracy (The Calligrapher aka Ted)
Three masters of slapistry: Speed (Red Bird aka Robin), strength (White Flower aka Lily), and accuracy (The Calligrapher aka Ted)
Slap of a million exploding suns
Marshall informs Barney that the slap will happen below a willow tree, next to four women, and a tiger
Red Bird tells Marshall to slap a tree: The Fabled Slapping Tree of Gong Xing Forest
White Flower lives atop Slap Mountain which is shaped like a hand.
The Calligrapher lives in....Cleveland
SLAP NUMBAH FOUR
Guest starring Boys 2 Men singing the You Just Got Slapped song
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