Hey All! It's Snow White week(s)!! For the next few months, I plan to watch all 53 Walt Disney Animation movies and review them, talking about the movie, the villains, the merchandise, other adaptions of the story, the inspiration, the music, the prince (if there is one), and the pets/sidekicks/friends of the titular character! I have finished watching the Snow White movie and will spend a few days talking about the above things. (I will also link the posts to the specific words once the posts are published). Not sure how long Snow White Week will span for but let's start off with a summary of the story, with pictures!
M: what wouldst thou know, my queen?
Q: Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of them all?
M: Famed is thy beauty majesty, but oh a lovely maid i see. rags cannot hide her gentle grace. alas, she is more fair than thee.
Our favorite scullery maid:
We are standing by a wishing well
She wishes to find someone to love. Women of those days tend to do that.
Oh look, an eavesdropping prince
Breaking and entering into her home.
I LOVE YOU, BE MINE!
Have I frightened you? (Me: Uh duh)
Very Romeo, singing to her on a balcony. At least she doesn't pretend to not hear him.
Why doesn't The Queen just let Snow go? That way Snow's beauty won't get in the way anymore
Old school way of sending a kiss. I wonder if doves can really blush
Giving the order to take her far away
Not as hot as the huntsman from Once Upon a Time
She wears a nice dress when shes goes out but has to wear rags when inside the castle walls
He's got them crazy eyes
A terrified child with an overactive imagination in a dark forest
When you're scared, you sing a song
As snow talks about the seven children and how disappointed their mother would be by the mess, she realizes they don't have a mother. Very much like the Lost Boys from Peter Pan!
She tells the animals to wash the dishes, tidy the rooms, and clean the fireplace and she will "move the broom"
Very Chip and Dale-esque squirrels.
Guest starring Jerry:
Bambi decides to lick the plates clean
Special appearance by Mickey's trousers:
They like to dig dig dig dig, dig dig dig to get rich quick
Dopey throws the hollow sounding gems into the water. They break like glass
Getting off work at 5
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go
She only needs 3 beds to lay across. I always remembered it as all 7.
The animals abandon her as they hear the dwarfs coming
"The lit's light! The light's lit!"
(Doc has a speech impediment. Does not live up to his name)
They all have pretty large irises except for Grumpy and Sleepy
This is how seven men sneaks in on their intruder
Ahh a noise!
Someone broke in and cleaned our house!!
Sneezy's hay fever acts up
They send Dopey up to investigate all by himself
We'll be right behind you
They do not fight fair
Dopey looks a lot like Snow White in this scene. Blue eyes, blush in cheeks.
"Off with its head!"
Preparing to srike
Let's kill her anyway! (Note: He did not say that)
But he did say that females are full of wicked wiles
Why, you're little men!
Don't be scared
Wait, don't tell me. Let me guess your names
Oh please don't send me away! (Me: please don't slam the door)
I can wash, sew, clean, and cook
Oh let me fluff my hair while I run down the stairs
What is this "wash" she speaks of?
Do you know?
Show me your hands!
Courage men, courage.
It's wet! And cold!
Doc doesn't have to wash
This is how normal people wash their face
Planning to get Grumpy
Nothing going on
They are all evil laughing
Return of the Magic Mirror
"Over the seven jeweled hills, beyond the seventh fall, in the cottage of the seven dwarfs, where Snow White, fairest of all"
The heart of Bambi's heart is in here (do you guys remember the story as having a deer's heart? Just me?)
It's actually a pig's heart
Maleficent's pet bird
Coolest books ever
Mummy dust - to make me old
The black of night - to shroud my clothes
The old hag's crackle - to age my voice
(it sounds a lot like Ursula)
The scream of fright - to whiten my hair
A blast of wind - to fan my hate
A thunderbolt - to mix it well
It looks delicious, this is the drink they should have had at the 24 hour event
Coolest piano ever
Great glute workout
Whose coat is that?
Singing Some Day My Prince Will Come
They let Snow White sleep in their beds while they sleep downstairs
Dopey got the pillow first
This fly has been bugging him all day
Want a bite?
Because it would be wrong of them to not have an antidote
It says "love's first kiss" does that mean a second kiss won't work?
Doc: watch out for the queen, she has magic
A huge, obvious foreshadowing
Dopey may be the youngest, but he sure has experienced hormones
Grumpy preening before getting his kiss
You'll die! You'll die!
Did those birds just tell us we're going to die?
(From Oz the Great and Powerful)
Birds on a pie, cannot be sanitary
FDA not approved!
Meanwhile, Snow White sings about wedding bells
One red apple out of all green and yellow ones
Not suspicious at all
Apple falls on ground, eats anyway
Animal instincts: knew something bad was going to happen before it did
Off to work they go
Run! The hunter is coming! (Bambi reference)
She's trying to "Indiana Jones" them
Poor queen had to die as an ugly hag. And the boulder ended up crushing her when she fell
Stupid vultures. Silent but deadly omens
Laying her down to rest
Even the candle is crying
The animals are out in the rain
I wonder how long the "eternal" vigil is
Look the stalker is back
They look so happy!!!
My prince has come!
The Prince lifts them up one at a time
Somehow, he is able to lift these three at the same time
Grumpy is so happy
They ascend into the castle floating in the sky
Or so we think...
The upcoming days, will be going over the following things:
-Villain: Evil Queen
-Sidekicks/friends: 7 dwarfs and animals
-Original story: Grimm fairy tale